Like dressing up a dog...

Sometimes I look at the world with disdain, like some supreme god. Usually this involves watching FOX news, sipping Earl Grey tea and stroking my... imaginary beard. It is a strange experience, I'll give that to you, but it does make you feel the world is going to fall apart. Sensationalism is fun, so are whales. For your viewing enjoyment, I give you a sperm (swallowing) whale! D'awww isn't she precious? Well I am still playing with my tablet. Coming back to Maryland tomorrow before meeting my grandmother. The trick is knowing both are loaded, but only one can protect you from a bear.